Earn CEO Pay Level from Home

As I was riding the bus to work I saw the sign above. I didn't make the call because I know that it some sort of a scam; I am still curious as how you would do this. Since some CEOs are now earning the princely sum of $1, I thought I would share some of my ideas:

• Go to several convience stores and look for the little cup that says "Give a Penny, Take a Penny" and take all of the pennies. After 10 or 20 stores, you may earn your CEO's pay


• Rummage through your couch for change.
  
• Rummage through your car for change.
  
• Rummage through your friend's and family's couchs and cars.
  
• Use your God given talents, for example:
  1. Get your trusty old Marine Band Harmonica, a hat, cardboard and a Sharpie.
  
  
  2. With the Sharpie, write "Give me a CEO's Pay Level and I will stop playing" on the cardboard.
     
  3. Get on a bus, subway or some other place where it diffcult to leave, display the sign, put out the hat and start playing.
  
  If you play like me, there is a high risk of incarceration; with Correctional Industries pay rates, you can earn your CEO's pay in 5 or 6 hours of work

Trying to get socially modern

What I'm doing, part 1.5

Besides Stack Overflow, I've been trying to actually write the blog and use twitter.  I'm actually writing to this blog (sort of) and I have created over 15 updates in twitter as jrcs3.  I'm following almost 10 people and have more than 2 people following me. So far I've taken a lot more than I've given.

I developed tunnel vision over the past few years. Get the code out and get on with my life. I work mainly in C# 2.0 in both ASP.NET and WinForms (no WPF yet). I also have a client that needs me to work in Access 97 and a SQL 200 ..... enough all ready

Anyway, with the ecomomy really freaking out, I need to look outside of my formally safe world of oldtime geekdom and look out to the wider world. I can go on about the scary stoff, but I am also intereted in the new opportunities that the ecomonic stress can create.

StackOverflow

What I'm doing. Part 1

For the past 6 months or so, I have been playing with StackOverflow. I don't know that I've really gotten into it, but I still find it interesting.

Structured Discussion

It's like a discussion board but there are more rules and other forms of structure. Some of it is built into the application but most of it is enforced by the powerful menders of the community (see Badges and Reputation). Duplicate questions can also be closed as duplicate, so the answer is gathered in 1 place (though I would like to see them tighten up the support for this so it is easier to get to the parent question).

The discussion is pretty tightly focused on programming; whenever a non-programming question is asked it will either be voted down or closed by the powerful. It is good thing that the site stays on task, but there are times when "fun" questions are closed and I would have liked to see them live on. But, what is fun for one is noise for someone else; I can find "fun" someplace else.

Voting

Users of the system have to power to vote for or against any question or answer on the system. Questions with a lot of votes are considered "hot" and the questions with a lot of down votes end up in some sort of puritory. The users of the site decide what gains capital on SO. Voting also generated (and destroys) reputation.

Badges and Reputation

This is one of the official ways of controlling our behavior are Badges and Reputation.

For the most part, you get (and loose) repuptation through voting. Your reputation is dispalyed next to your profile. You are given more power as you gain repretation. The early powers are basic things like voting, leaving comments, the later powers are the godlike power of an administrator. As you do things to earn reputation, you are invested in site and are more likely to use your powers good.

You can earn badges by doing certain things that the sight owners want you to do. Your badge info is next to your reputation on your profile. Like the Olympics, you they come in bronze, silver and gold. The bronze metals are for firsts (getting through basic training, solder's first parashoot jump, etc.), moderate metrics of your questions and answers. Silver is for bigger first and bigger metrics. Gold for the big stuff.

What I'm Doing

The problem: I need to write to learn, but when I write, try to hard to make it perfect and eventually give up. The words get in the way of the idea. In fact, I spent several cycles trying to get this paragraph right and I am not satisfied with it even now.

I need to write to get over the hump of the perfect. I need to write %$#! so I can eventally write well. One way to learn is to explain it. Yada Yada Yada.

So I'm going to write a series of blog posts about what I'm doing. Mabie something will stick . . .

Test Data and Tea Leaves

When I am testing my own software (or someone else's for that matter), I tend to use name like

• Darth Smith
• Lisa Simpson
• OJ Simpson
• Jill Hill
• Garth Vader
• Darth Brooks
  
• Maryann *
• Shawn Carter
  

And street addresses like:

• Box 1
• PO Box 1111
  
• Box 1234
  
• 742 Evergreen Terrace
• 1313 Mockingbird Lane
• 1313 North 13th Street
• 234118 NE 12145th Avenue Court Suite 31712

And cities like

• LA
• Mockingbird Heights
• Springfield
• NYC
• Uppersex
• North South Bend
• Old Young America
• Terror Lake
• Darth's Church

There are only 50 US states and a dozen Canadian provinces and the State of Confusion, so I have less chance to improvise here.
Internet Data:

• dvader@deathstar.gov (some argue it should be dvader@deathstar.mil)
• a@b.c
• http://www.starfleet.edu
• jill@enemyster.bus
• helen@heckhole.co.uk
• http://www.nile.com
• null://foo.az
  

What can you tell about a developer or tester based on common test data.

• I use "LA" because it is easy, often grouped with "Box 1"
  
• The name "Jill" shows up often, my name is "Jack", do I need to say more.
• I'm old enough to think of "Darth" as a name and not a title.  I am more of a Star Wars geek than an Star Trek geek; there are times when "Kirk" shows up, so I am not a purist.  (I think I've even used Darth Spock at one point.)
  
• When I'm not in a hurry, I like to come up with the long complex addresses that are found in sprawling cities
• Sometimes I will play off existing existing domains like nile or enemyster and I tend to use upper level domains other than .com
• I watched too much TV as a kid.
  

Waiting ...

I hate to wait!  I hate uncertainty!  I hate being chained to the phone.

Yesterday I got a phone call from one of the headhunters that I have been working with telling me that I was on a list of three coders for a job in Des Moines.  The department wanted all three but Management had only approved two.  I was not told my position on the list.

This morning I received a couple of phone calls from a couple of headhunters on this same requirement.  I was asked about my commitment to going to Iowa to do the work and ability to get there quickly.  I was also told to be available for the whole day.  I feel like a caged animal pacing around in my apartment all day.  And I didn’t get the bloody phone call.

Right now I still don’t know how the whole thing played out.  Was I #3 and they would only take 2?  Are they going to wait until both 1 and 2 accepted to tell me I am the odd man out?  Did the client resent being pressured by the headhunters?  Will I find out tomorrow that everything’s groovy?

Normally I hate cell phones: I like the idea of being out of touch.  This is a time where it would come in handy.  The problem with cell phones is that you have to buy in to the whole thing.  I can’t just get a cell phone for a day or two and not drink the cell phone cool-aid.  If I give someone my cell phone number, they would expect to be able to use it any time.

I guess I could get a cell phone and have my land line forward it when I want to play that game, but I really can’t justify the expense being a free agent programmer who hasn’t paid off the dot com bust yet.  I will put up with the dark side of not having a cell phone to avoid the dark side of having one.

Now I have to get ready for an early phone interview with a company in Cleveland.

Christmas time is here!

Christmas time is here, and it’s time to for us to go out and max out our credit cards.  As a free agent programmer, I’m really concerned about my budget.  Every time I see an ad suggesting that a 72” high-def plasma TV would be the “perfect gift” for the caretaker of my building, I am reminded of the fact that I don’t have much $$$, and I won’t have much $$$ until I can find my next gig.

It seams to me that Christmas was all about guilting me into buying stuff that no one needs for all my casual relations.  The whole retail economy is based on our buying ridiculous gift for our family, friends, co-workers, enemies, etc.

I see ads on the tube that suggest things like big ass TV’s, monster computers, luxury cars, etc.  I’m surprised that I haven’t seen ads for real estate (wouldn’t you love to get a Des Moines bungalow this year).

I know some people who give as a competitive sport (and I can’t figure out how to become the target of their giving).  I knew two guys who were life long friends and they would try to give the other person the better gift; that is a contest I could enjoy loosing.

I refuse to take Christmas gifting seriously.  I do give everyone in my family something for Christmas (I even wrap up junk for my ma, she likes to open presents); I just don’t go overboard.  If I were ever in a position to be generous, I would give for other occasions.  I think this holiday overload corrupts the whole idea of the holiday.