Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Earn CEO Pay Level from Home

As I was riding the bus to work I saw the sign above. I didn't make the call because I know that it some sort of a scam; I am still curious as how you would do this. Since some CEOs are now earning the princely sum of $1, I thought I would share some of my ideas:

  • Go to several convience stores and look for the little cup that says "Give a Penny, Take a Penny" and take all of the pennies. After 10 or 20 stores, you may earn your CEO's pay

  • Rummage through your couch for change.
  • Rummage through your car for change.
  • Rummage through your friend's and family's couchs and cars.
  • Use your God given talents, for example:
    1. Get your trusty old Marine Band Harmonica, a hat, cardboard and a Sharpie.

    2. With the Sharpie, write "Give me a CEO's Pay Level and I will stop playing" on the cardboard.
    3. Get on a bus, subway or some other place where it diffcult to leave, display the sign, put out the hat and start playing.

    If you play like me, there is a high risk of incarceration; with Correctional Industries pay rates, you can earn your CEO's pay in 5 or 6 hours of work

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